Does Anybody actually read this stuff?!

My tummy cried for a bite

Pizza just didn’t sound right

There was no food in sight

And I needed something

I’d trade my soul for a wich

But not just any sandwich

Don’t have the foodstuffs for this

I gotta have something

That black menu’s calling

Oh the choices are simply aweing

My hungry tummy’s gnawing

When can you get here Jimmy’s?

Hey, I just called you, and this is crazy

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

I hope you brought my, oatmeal cookie

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

Hey, I just called you, and this is crazy

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

These chips are good, and oh so salty

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

I took my time with the call 
It took no time I recall 
till you said hello with a drawl,

Can I get you something?

I’d beg and borrow and steal 
for a sandwich that’s real,

I can’t wait till I taste it,

and I gotta have something

That black menu’s calling

Oh the choices are simply aweing

My hungry tummy’s gnawing

When can you get here Jimmy’s?

Hey, I just called you, and this is crazy

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

I hope you brought my, oatmeal cookie

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

Hey, I just called you, and this is crazy

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

These chips are good, and oh so salty

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad 

I missed you so bad… I missed you so, so bad 

Before you came into my life I missed you so bad 

And you should know that… I missed you so, so bad 

Hey, I just called you, and this is crazy

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe

I hope you brought my, oatmeal cookie

But here’s my sandwich, I’ll tip you maybe